Skip to main content

fuck me day 

A day in which to ask your friend to have sex with you but not have it mean that you "like" them.

fuck me day occurs on April 15th.
Hey would you like to fuck is fuck me day
fuck me day by sammy_boi May 27, 2018
Words you can keep

Fuck me day 

A day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you 🥳
Hey its fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck??
Fuck me day by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Fuck me day 

a day where you ask one of your friends to have sex with you.

That day is August 2nd
Hey it's fuck me day... Sooo... Wanna fuck?
Fuck me day by Sopooki August 1, 2021

Lissa fuck me day 

Lissa fuck me day is a day when lissa is gonna fuck you bc she want to do it in may 24/7
Lissa fuck me day by Idk1356 November 23, 2021

Fuck Me Kenneth Day 

November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!
Yo I want kenneth’s dick inside of me ESPECIALLY since it’s Fuck Me Kenneth Day.
Fuck Me Kenneth Day by swineeater November 26, 2021

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6
Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Next