Fuck a Burger

slang, high as fuck

So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.

1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.

by Youredoingitwrong March 1, 2009

The Fucking Burger.

A burger made with 2 Psilocybin caps as “buns” of the burger, an angus patty basted in cani-butter, THC grown lettuce, LSD infused ketchup and mustard, Acid tabs layer neatly on 2 slices of provolone, and finally a cup of lean to wash it down.

Bro I’ve been tripping all day. Nah Bruh you haven’t had The Fucking Burger. Before

by M3 The Skeleton May 30, 2021

fuck burger

A dickish or asshole roommate

Carson stop being a fuck burger

by BurntNewdlz February 17, 2019

Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger.

Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.

Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"

Friend Guy 2: "What?"

Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."

Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."

Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."

Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?

Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"

by Chilled Monkey May 26, 2011

fucking up a mean burger

when you eat a really really good burger

“i can’t talk rn i’m fucking up a mean burger”

by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025

Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 4, 2022