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fuck roast 

to be engaged in a threesome with a man and an oven, the middle person is optional, gender wise
guy; im gonna fuck roast you till dawn as soon as its hot enough, dearest
middleton;awww i cant wait, im gonna get a right old grilling
oven;ping!
warning - middleton will die during a fuck roast thus turning into necrophilia
fuck roast by jon puzzle February 4, 2008

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

fuck-roasted

To be utterly fucked and owned like the little bitch you are.
Zach got fuck-roasted by his homies.
fuck-roasted by Fuckboy9274 October 17, 2015

fucktoastface

A face so rough and crispy it would snap and implode with a mere backhanded pimp slap
Group of foreigners are walking down the path looking for their airline gate. And they all stopped suddenly.

A fucktoastface short guy with mommy issues barked at them "keep it moving!" in a clearly derogatory manner.

So I told him to “chill out, they are just lost passengers” and then he looked at me like he wanted to fight, but then saw a god before his eyes, and started to grovel and whimper away like the fucktoastface he is.
fucktoastface by TonyPony28 February 2, 2022

fuckrastination 

The practice of putting off your work with the much more rewarding task of making the sweet love with your partner. This is most clearly defined when no sex has occured for quite some time, but when a big task needs to be done by the partner, they somehow turn into a love machine until the deadline has passed.
Also, the verb- to fuckrastinate.
I saw an opportunity for fuckrastination when my wife bent down to pick up the pencil I dropped while doing while starting my final draft at 9:30 pm.