by 7 cents May 6, 2005
by PTownDillz September 27, 2017
Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
by Mr Softey January 29, 2009
by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017
A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez April 2, 2016
Something you call a gay ginger, not because you hate him, (most likely) but it’s because they have red hair and you know what’s red? Cherry pie/ fruit pies. Cherry pies are pretty fucking good just like ginger kids’ cocks! -Jared from subway.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023
by Frank Lee Usuck III March 16, 2019