Friend zone

The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone
by Angelina, The Dick Sucker December 31, 2014
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The perfect place to meet nice guys.
Girl1: "I'm done with men, I only meet such douchebags!"
Girl2: "Just look around your girlfriends' friend zones, they're full of nice guys."
by MaxTheKnight October 19, 2013
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Friend zone

noun: period marked by the feeling of disappointment, mutual awkwardness, sadness and/or recovery immediately following the romantic and/or sexual rejection by a close friend.
(AKA: The brother/sister zone)

verb: romantically and/or sexually reject a close friend
noun: Damn... I thought for sure Suzie would reciprocate. I didn't expect to be put in the friend zone.

verb: I'd hate to friend zone Linda. She's is a nice girl, but I'm just not attracted to her at all.
by DannyPhantomZone September 11, 2012
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The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.
Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:

Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/

me: (in head) why does god hate me?

me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.

girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*

me: lying bitch

and this is why the friend zone sucks.
by ihatemylife1234567891011 September 11, 2011
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The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.
Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive
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Something joe drover will always be in
by Paytonmanning November 27, 2016
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A fictional place that men describe where a woman only wants a platonic relationship with him
by DJSwag October 22, 2018
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