Fresno Rubdown Share definition Flag The term used when an unsuspecting victim is rubbed with spices, followed by a slap in the face- with a sausage. "I totally gave my roommate a Fresno Rubdown when he passed out last night" Fresno Rubdown by ProfessorBeard June 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Fresno Rubdown mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch