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Books:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incedent
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

Main Characters:
Artemis Fowl II, 12 yr old Supergenius(Rich)
Captain Holly Short, 1st LEPRecon female officer
Commander Julius Root, AKA, Beetroot
Domovoi Butler, Artemis's bodyguard
Briar Cudgeon, Prick
Foaly, LEP techy... AKA, AWESOME!
Minerva Paradizo, a dudet as smart as Artemis Fowl himself
Jon Spiro, a man who stole the C-Cube(Read Eternity Code)
Opal Koboi, Genius(not as smart as either Artemis nor Foaly) who tries to take over the world... And LOVEs Truffles

Other Characters:
Juliet Butler, Domovoi's younger sis
Captian Trouble(legelly changed) Kelp
Corporal Grub Kelp, Trouble's annoying little bro
Doctor Jerbal Argon, Docter who "made" the first book(read prolog(sp?))
Chix Verbil, Self-loving Sprite, who thinks he's "God's green gift to females"
Arno Blunt, the guy who actually SHOT Butler
Mulch Diggums, Dwarf theif
Artemis Fowl I, Artemis the Second's father
Angeline Fowl, Artemis's ma
And more I can't think of at the top of my head

Other:
Fishion Chips
Phonetix
Koboi Labs
LEP
LEPRecon
Section 8
Fairies
Sprites
Dwarves
Humans
Human-gaint(Butler)
Uh... And I'm getting bored :/
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Property Development company working in the North West region in Birkenhead, It is owned and managed by Mr J Fowles who lives in Rock Ferry.

The company was founded in 1998 by Mr M Fowles who passed away in 2007 and left his estate to his son Joseph.
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Saying something as if it were funny but it actually isn't.
Me: You're adopted!
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The title character of a book series by Eion Colfer, this criminal mastermind teenager, remarkably like myself, with the exception of, he always does good in the end- I don't. Your money will be mine someday.
You wish I was Artemis Fowl, because then I might be merciful upon you.
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When a womans vagina is unkempt and emits a horrid oder or the oder commonly found in the majestic Water Fowl.
Tim asked Rob if he got to eat Jess's pussy last night. Rob replyed "Na that bitch hasnt showered in days and definitly has a mad case of the water fowl
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A shotgun; named after the birds hunters use to kill them. . Probably the rarest and most cumbersome way to say shotgun.
Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabit wit my fowling piece.
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