British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”
by 281CubicInchesOfFreedom July 03, 2018

Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July
by HTRFVBHGTFCVGFC July 04, 2008

girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!
by looooosey.gooooosey July 04, 2019

Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
by CCSDCA July 04, 2008

A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.
by Miss Kittie July 05, 2008

by Kelmeer23 July 04, 2018

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
by ouirewoi August 02, 2007
