Girl*Calls boyfriend*
Boy*Ends call*
Girl*Calls again*
Boy:LET ME PLAY FORTNITEEE
Girl: THATS IT, THAT STUPID GAME IS RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIP, I'M LEAVING YOU
Boy: Okay I don't care
Girl*Ends Call*
Boy*Ends call*
Girl*Calls again*
Boy:LET ME PLAY FORTNITEEE
Girl: THATS IT, THAT STUPID GAME IS RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIP, I'M LEAVING YOU
Boy: Okay I don't care
Girl*Ends Call*
by Your friendly dick October 28, 2018
Everything guys post about on their Snapchats now are their Royal victories on fortnite .
My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite
My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite
by lmaosure February 4, 2018
A video game that is the orgin of the annoying snapchat story containing a picture of ones wins. However nobody ever actually cares, ever.
by Noah516 January 25, 2018
That one game that needs to die. It is so overrated. I admit, I played it, but they are making worse crap by the minute. It has been taken over by 8 year olds playing on their mom’s computer.
Guy 1- You wanna play Fortnite.
Guy 2- No, that game has been taken over by little kids, go play some Rainbow.
Guy 2- No, that game has been taken over by little kids, go play some Rainbow.
by Austistic Monkey October 3, 2018
A game played by a pussy, using a penis shaped joystick, while his dog licks peanut butter off his balls.
Hey look, Dankmaymer has a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter, looks like him and Fido are having a Fortnite ball licking marathon tonight.
by DumbroffsArmyElite October 17, 2020
A contagious disease that is quickly contaminating minors around the U.S. which is known to make someone do unknown dances and crave a battle royale uncontrollably.
Can often be seen flossing and talking about fortnite...
Can often be seen flossing and talking about fortnite...
by Jokerwasagoodmovie November 2, 2019
The game that will suck the life out of you; You cannot win. You will see your friends beat it, but you won't. See also: Cuphead , for a similar definition. By playing this game, you will slowly want the sweet release of death.
by God of wisdom and Fortnite November 17, 2017