Fortified

Shit food in disguise

"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"

by lindseypv January 22, 2012

fortified

when you have weed on you

yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie

by MylesB April 1, 2008

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

fortified vagina

a vagina what has difficulty being entered

"is that a fortified vagina?!!?"
"yea, youd what have difficulty entering it"
"yeah, snakes on a plane"

by babies everywhere August 28, 2006

fortified vagina

a vagina which is extremely difficult to gain acess too

"are you gunna try her"
"nah, she's got a fortified vagina"

by garbage day!!!! August 27, 2006

fortified vagina

able to withstain many attack

"so did you do it?"
"no man, she had a fortified vagina and i just couldn't get in"

by naughty this September 5, 2006