An overconfident and cocky little fellow with zero self-control. Always brags about how he will break world records when participating in any physical activity. Goes out too hard, falls and gets stuck between something. Humiliated he needs to beg his friends to call the fire department to save him and cut him loose.
Person 1: Look! That John-Fors tried to beat Usain Bolts world record and got stuck between two hurdles!
Person 2: Oh, well. Lets call the fire department…
According to Forsen's law, the end portal is always 5-7 rooms far from the base staircase (not counting darksouls walls or stairs and any scuffed stronghold is disqualified).
An miserable asshole who sits in a position of power and abuses it. A forsbag usually gets butthurt over small things and is described as having little to no hair, very small and beady eyes, and an overall creepy appearance. The first name of a forsbag is usually Steve.
Kid: "Hey, Steve!"
Forsbag: "Go fuck yourself kid, here's 10 hours of community service just for that."