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Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese
The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians

Fork bomb 

A file that, once it's into your files, creates innumerable copies of itself until your hard drive dies. This is usually caused by faggots who click random links and get malicious shit downloaded to their computer.
Oh look, a file called "imaforkbomb.dll". oh what its cloning itself ohmaigoood it must be a fork bomb
Fork bomb by LordCutlerBeckett October 20, 2010

Fork Brain

When you have been awake for around 20+ hours and cannot think straight, or form a straight sentence, similar to being drunk
"I need to go to sleep, I've got some serious fork brain
Fork Brain by acrenoom April 2, 2021

Fork Knife Bed & Bath

An amazing Fortnite themed hotel that will personally give you Type-2 Cancer©.
Fork Knife Bed & Bath caters to all of your 7-year old needs!

fork in the brain 

the same as having your foot in your mouth, but makes more sense when you are having a typed/written conversation.

When your brain goes haywire during conversation.
I can't believe I just said that. I guess I have a fork in the brain.

Fork in the back pocket

Indicates that the person engages in sexual intercourse with the same sex
Dude, look at that guys fork in the back pocket, he likes men
Fork in the back pocket by Forky boy December 21, 2013