foodbaby

after you eat, the fattyness in the lower abdominal area. can be mistaken for 3-4 monthes pregnant

i have a foodbaby!

foodbaby by foodbabyyy March 7, 2009

Foodbaby

A food baby is the result of gastrointestinal gestation of food which results in you giving birth to a massive turd which may result in an anal fissure.

"Nick got taco drunk last night, and he has spent the last 20 minutes in labor pushing out his foodbaby."

Foodbaby by Gaff Stabb April 11, 2016

foodbaby

When stomach is so full with food its starts to swell, causing you to look pregnant.

Girl1-hey,are you pregnant?
Girl2-nope,just a foodbaby.

foodbaby by well_meow September 11, 2014

Foodbaby

Foodbaby is actually a term in the medical field.

It has nothing to do with your stomach looking pregnant. What it means, is taking a poop is similar to giving birth to a baby. Different part, but similar symptoms.

You have no idea how long you will be in the bathroom (labor). It may be very painful or maybe not (delivery).
You have no idea about its size or what it looks like, until its born. A foodbaby is a turd or poop. you can say you look pregnant, but the belly sticking out is not called a food baby.

To go & take a poop, you can say I'm gonna give birth to a foodbaby.

Foodbaby by PQweefer November 29, 2011

foodbaby

A colloquialism used to describe waste product from an animal's digestive tract expelled through the anus (or cloaca) during defecation. See also Feces.

"Had some mean ass Mexican food 2 hours ago that's brewin' up a foodbaby."

foodbaby by M3RCUTIO April 4, 2008

food baby 

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

food baby by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011