foodbaby
i have a foodbaby!
foodbaby by foodbabyyy March 7, 2009
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Foodbaby
A food baby is the result of gastrointestinal gestation of food which results in you giving birth to a massive turd which may result in an anal fissure.
"Nick got taco drunk last night, and he has spent the last 20 minutes in labor pushing out his foodbaby."
Foodbaby by Gaff Stabb April 11, 2016
Foodbaby
Foodbaby is actually a term in the medical field.
It has nothing to do with your stomach looking pregnant. What it means, is taking a poop is similar to giving birth to a baby. Different part, but similar symptoms.
You have no idea how long you will be in the bathroom (labor). It may be very painful or maybe not (delivery).
You have no idea about its size or what it looks like, until its born. A foodbaby is a turd or poop. you can say you look pregnant, but the belly sticking out is not called a food baby.
It has nothing to do with your stomach looking pregnant. What it means, is taking a poop is similar to giving birth to a baby. Different part, but similar symptoms.
You have no idea how long you will be in the bathroom (labor). It may be very painful or maybe not (delivery).
You have no idea about its size or what it looks like, until its born. A foodbaby is a turd or poop. you can say you look pregnant, but the belly sticking out is not called a food baby.
foodbaby
A colloquialism used to describe waste product from an animal's digestive tract expelled through the anus (or cloaca) during defecation. See also Feces.
food baby
food baby by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011