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Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.
Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?
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That's Fluffy

Meaning something is cool, rad, "sweet" etc...
by Stella Malone December 13, 2005
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It's so fluffy

the BEST line from the 2010 movie Despicable Me, and an internet sensation
Agnes: Look at the fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die! ... It's so fluffy!!!"
by AmericanJRK August 10, 2010
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A line from the movie Despicable Me, which is becoming a viral status update throughout facebook.Its only purpose is to show that you saw the movie.
Agnes: *spots a large, fluffy unicorn plushie*
IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!
by Chocolate Lov3 July 12, 2010
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Fluffy Shit

Something labelled "art" by the owner which is actually just pretentious crap with no emotional connotations or imagination involved. Examples include Facebook "Photography" and Instagram "Poetry". Extremely prominent in today's society where every piece of mindless "fluffy shit" can be shared online. The word first appeared in the 2012 movie "I Am Not A Hipster".
"Did you see the photographs on my $4,000 Nikon?"
"Yes I quite liked them."
"It's not easy being an artist."

"It's fluffy shit Andrei."
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fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.
I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.
by trabenbass April 18, 2011
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The fluffy stuffy

The fluffy stuffy is when you hunt down a furry and become their friend. Once you have gained their trust, then you must seek their friend ship. Once they are comfortable around you, you must make plans to go to their house and have a sleep over.

Then, late at night, you take their furry fluffy skin costume and you nut in it. Once finished, rip open every single toy they have and pee in them. Therefore you have distoryed their furry pack. If the furry friend wakes up you must assert dominance. Because now you have awaked the animal in them. You must poop in their mouth so they cant speak. Before giving them the sex of their life time. Once done...

You are the alpha male.

Make sure to fuck their pet as well, no bystanders.
Best friend: you know my cousin is a furry right?
You: yeah, i gave them the fluffy stuffy last night.
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