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Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.
Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?
Words you can keep

That's Fluffy

Meaning something is cool, rad, "sweet" etc...
Man, That's fluffy right there!
That's Fluffy by Stella Malone December 13, 2005

It's so fluffy

the BEST line from the 2010 movie Despicable Me, and an internet sensation
Agnes: Look at the fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die! ... It's so fluffy!!!"
It's so fluffy by AmericanJRK August 10, 2010

It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die

A line from the movie Despicable Me, which is becoming a viral status update throughout facebook.Its only purpose is to show that you saw the movie.
Agnes: *spots a large, fluffy unicorn plushie*
IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!

Fluffy Shit 

Something labelled "art" by the owner which is actually just pretentious crap with no emotional connotations or imagination involved. Examples include Facebook "Photography" and Instagram "Poetry". Extremely prominent in today's society where every piece of mindless "fluffy shit" can be shared online. The word first appeared in the 2012 movie "I Am Not A Hipster".
"Did you see the photographs on my $4,000 Nikon?"
"Yes I quite liked them."
"It's not easy being an artist."

"It's fluffy shit Andrei."

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.
I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

The fluffy stuffy 

The fluffy stuffy is when you hunt down a furry and become their friend. Once you have gained their trust, then you must seek their friend ship. Once they are comfortable around you, you must make plans to go to their house and have a sleep over.

Then, late at night, you take their furry fluffy skin costume and you nut in it. Once finished, rip open every single toy they have and pee in them. Therefore you have distoryed their furry pack. If the furry friend wakes up you must assert dominance. Because now you have awaked the animal in them. You must poop in their mouth so they cant speak. Before giving them the sex of their life time. Once done...

You are the alpha male.

Make sure to fuck their pet as well, no bystanders.
Best friend: you know my cousin is a furry right?
You: yeah, i gave them the fluffy stuffy last night.
The fluffy stuffy by Sandytoiletpaper November 19, 2019
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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