Flounder Pounder

A guy that bangs his gf's "Flounder/Vagina" with a vengeance...A FLOUNDER POUNDER...

Mike is such a Flounder Pounder, you can tell becuase his girlfriend walks funny....

by PokemNthepink January 5, 2011

Flounder Pounder

When one takes a massive poop.

"wow dude, I just took a flounder pounder! I feel 10 pounds lighter."

by arealphrase April 30, 2020

flounder pounder

a guy that has sex with fat girls.

Damn, did you see Mike's new girlfriend? He's such a flounder pounder.

by helloxlove May 23, 2005

flounder pounder

Slang for a massive dildo

"Damn! I ain't never seen a flounder pounder that big. She is gonna regret sticking that thing in!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005

Founder Pounder

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.

Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.

by awg99 July 19, 2018