Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
by iaintajap November 10, 2019
The United States' penis, the breeding grounds of crackheads, and the most popular vacation spot for hurricanes. A place where alligators have gotten thrown through drive-thru windows.
by PhoebeSpengler April 23, 2022
by SnogOnMyHog November 2, 2021
A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014
by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017