Well known as the 'funnest place on Earth', 'Where the old roam', 'Where the hoes are'.
Partially right. Florida is extremely boring, old people driving cars got their license out of a frickin' cracker jack box. Certain roads and cities are over run with hicks, hoes, and knocked up chicks.
Supposed to be bright and sunny? Rains all too often, and is hotter than hell at times. I'd say 80% of Florida is owned by damn Disney. MY GOD, anyone here would be sick of Mickey Mouse.
Partially right. Florida is extremely boring, old people driving cars got their license out of a frickin' cracker jack box. Certain roads and cities are over run with hicks, hoes, and knocked up chicks.
Supposed to be bright and sunny? Rains all too often, and is hotter than hell at times. I'd say 80% of Florida is owned by damn Disney. MY GOD, anyone here would be sick of Mickey Mouse.
by Lizzie May 28, 2004
Florida is the worst state in the US. It is a state full of gutless young and old people. The people can't drive for shit, and Florida has the 2nd highest car crash rating in the US. Also, one of Florida's number one exports is dead people. Yes, dead people; from the old people who retire and die here, and want to get buried back in hometown. Btw, I live there, so I know what I'm talking about.
Lake Brantley High School, Florida
by Shostakovich November 20, 2005
Did you hear that you hear that Florida was cut off from the US and now is floating over to join Australia.
by G-T March 31, 2017
The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?
The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.
The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!
The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.
The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!
by EpicCollision June 14, 2017
the crunkest,realest,hardest,ghettoest state. tampa is the capital 813 run thangs down hur. tru floridians are da shit yall anint got nothin on us. it may be some old peple down here but the rest of us are 13-23 you neva been to da tru south till you get to tampa you can tell but da way we talk we from florida. there is some fine ass gurls down here and i love florida off da real
by ahjah February 20, 2007
A state in the Southeastern United States.
Some prime facts:
1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation.
2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish.
3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like Texas and California. Only, this one is by marine transport.
4. It is America's Wang.
Some prime facts:
1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation.
2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish.
3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like Texas and California. Only, this one is by marine transport.
4. It is America's Wang.
New Yorker: Hey I'm trying to get to work here.
Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch.
New Yorker: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too.
** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. **
Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.
Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch.
New Yorker: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too.
** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. **
Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.
by お疲れ様でした November 21, 2010
the fucking worst most retarted state in the whole usa. Full of shit cities like Orlando and Miami and dumbass theme parks like Disney world and the other fucking one i dont give a shit about, and dumbass motherfuckers like Marco rubio and that dumbass trumptard ron desantis. Fuck this dumass state the the idiot people that live there.
I lived in florida for 8 years of my life and it was the worst fucking thing imaginable. Go to Georgia instead, at least they just have trumptards like Brian kemp
by floridafuckingsucksdic December 20, 2020