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The Florida version of your character from GTA V
"Florida Man defeats the CIA with an unloaded gun and a Taco Truck"
by Tyrry May 23, 2020
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A crasy idiot that was biten by a radioactive florida who uses his powers to comit the dimbest crimes on the planet of erth one of his reacoring enemis is the gator his powers are the powers of a florida what makes a lot of peopel angry because it never realy got defined what powers a florida has so florida man is just god there also is florida woman a pralle univers Version of florida wher his wife got biten the word florida man comenly apers in news articels abou bis crimes
Florida man atmpts to Steam the mon
Florida man rastet for trying to male fallout a riality by throwing Rocks at are51 guards

Florida man arestet for seling lives of Pop as magical healingslime
Florida man gets arestet for throing a child into a lit full of alligatord
by Helpeverythingisalredytaken December 29, 2020
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Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war
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by DRAGMASTER88 June 10, 2021
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Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!
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by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever
Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom
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by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019
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