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florence south carolina
florence is the best town in south carolina. full of squatted and lifted truck, hot teens, crazy rednecks, and hella southern people
florence south carolina by nopeidontthinkso December 30, 2020
katie florence staddon
An astounding member of the female race,
who classically embodies many talents.
She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),
she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...
and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.
who classically embodies many talents.
She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),
she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...
and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.
katie florence staddon by YoAnnie March 17, 2015
florencio
A man proned to defy space time, and gravity at will. Existing within multiple theories and at times manifesting into law. He is a conglomoration of a multitude of spirit energies and will one day play a role within the apex as well as the fulcrum.
We were sure it was a Florencio moment when all our hairs stood on end, and seemed to levitate slowly into the glittering abyss.
West Florence High School
West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
Student 1 "Dude, I'm so ready to not be going to West Florence High School anymore!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
West Florence High School by MÅDK!D August 27, 2009
Florence High School
A high school that nobody knows about, because they are too poor to be known about. Located near Canyon City, Colorado. Every one at Florence is either a hick, a jock, or a pot head. Either way, each individual is highly judgmental and rude because they haven't experienced much different people so they think they have already seen it all. FHS is falling apart and is literally falling down a hill. The school already has a crack going down the center of their cafeteria. Eventually, all the little know it alls at this school, will be sliding down hill into the pile of shit that it was built on.
Megan: Florence High School? Isn't that in the town that smells like cows and horse shit?
Jenny: Yea, that's it. There's so many poor kids too, to make it even worse.
Megan: Haha that sucks, first no body knows about it. And now, your telling me about all these ratchet kids. That's hilarious.
Jenny: Yep, sucks to be them.
Jenny: Yea, that's it. There's so many poor kids too, to make it even worse.
Megan: Haha that sucks, first no body knows about it. And now, your telling me about all these ratchet kids. That's hilarious.
Jenny: Yep, sucks to be them.
Florence High School by Someone who used to go to FHS. December 7, 2012
West Florence High School
West Florence High School is full of adventure everyday. From wild cockroaches plotting an invasion over the school while they send out cockroach "Scouts" to survey the area resulting to their deaths from the wrath of massive girls' feet, at the same time causing the guys to run away from their deadly brown figures o.O. To fully qualified teachers possessing dancing skills (so good that it had to be caught on camera) that result to their fat to bulging out of her shirt....and of course because of this skill, she got promoted.... yeah.. (-_-)
West Florence also serves 5 star food, each day ranked 1 star. Monday with "nuggets" Tuesday with "saggyburgers Wednesday with "Hairy Tacos" Friday with "leftovers from the whole week" oh and who would forget the oh so famous Thursday also known as.. "Straight up Grease" day..
Also, the first definition left out the fact that if you want some illegal stuff (pot, drugs, cigarettes), just go to one of the west florence bathrooms between 3rd and 4th block, you will surely find some ;D ...yup
West Florence also serves 5 star food, each day ranked 1 star. Monday with "nuggets" Tuesday with "saggyburgers Wednesday with "Hairy Tacos" Friday with "leftovers from the whole week" oh and who would forget the oh so famous Thursday also known as.. "Straight up Grease" day..
Also, the first definition left out the fact that if you want some illegal stuff (pot, drugs, cigarettes), just go to one of the west florence bathrooms between 3rd and 4th block, you will surely find some ;D ...yup
random guy to Black dude (random West Florence High School bathroom): "dude i like your shirt"
Black guy to loser: "you want some weed yo!? o.O??"
23, 47 hike... Knights quarterback sees open reciever, throws a pass... kid jumps for it catching it one handed.. next thing you know mosh pit in the student section fighting for the loose football a random preppy kid caught... ;P
kid: WEst is best..
another kid: really?
kid: nah we just came up with that cuz it rhymed lol
Black guy to loser: "you want some weed yo!? o.O??"
23, 47 hike... Knights quarterback sees open reciever, throws a pass... kid jumps for it catching it one handed.. next thing you know mosh pit in the student section fighting for the loose football a random preppy kid caught... ;P
kid: WEst is best..
another kid: really?
kid: nah we just came up with that cuz it rhymed lol
West Florence High School by Mr.SuN..:D September 1, 2009