FloppyIII

The loafer of apples and pineapples;the scholar of compression and caffeine.

FloppyIII is an appleloaf.

by IntegratedWorkage November 21, 2004

floppydickpigdouchebag

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

by ck_princess July 25, 2009

floppydidoppidy

verb, to make a stupid mistake

"tripping on a banana skin is a floppidioppidy"
"your mother told me you were a floppydidoppidy"

by alib192 September 27, 2008

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.

John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.

by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010

Floppitis

A medical condition afflicting overly dramatic people experiencing minor or no medical emergency at all. Characterized by "flopping around" which is an excessive rolling back and forth on the floor or bed. Often pitiful moaning and the claim that they cannot walk accompanies flopping.

She's so dramatic about her tummy ache that she called 911 and is now suffering from floppitis.

This patient is attention seeking and was diagnosed with floppitis.

Their whining has devolved into a serious case floppitis.

by ChechPaslogh February 25, 2020

Floppified

When your dick is getting hard because of a porno or story thats being told but then the climax of the story/porno makes you floppy.

A good porno but then all of a sudden the guy breaks his dick or the girl starts bleeding.

YOU JUST GO FLOPPIFIED!

by titttzzonmahface August 3, 2007

floppyflizzop

Anything sexual and/or just plain funny.

1) Do you think that kids floppyflizzops is bigger than mine?

2) Man, he is drunk, look at him floppyflizzop around.

3) Are you wearing your floppyflizzops?

by Justin Nizzle December 27, 2007