Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.

Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017

Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011