flexx

Basically a male thot. He is extremely charming and intelligent. Very selfish and self absorbed.

I cant believe flexx convinced me to sleep with him.

by Supermike June 23, 2014

Big flexx

Big flexx the most fire underground soundcloud rapper ever

Yo my boi what you listening to? oh just some big flexx he fucks hella hoes and gets money

by Lil vape October 23, 2022

Big Flexx

The hardest underground SoundCloud rapper ever

Big flexx always be getting all the bitches I wish I could be like him one day

by Lil vape October 6, 2022

Big flexx

Big flexx is the hardest underground SoundCloud ever

Big flexx always be fucking all the hoes and stacking hella racks I wish I could be like big flexx

by Lil vape October 6, 2022

Flex Tape

The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with

*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call

by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018

Flexin' Hard

Posturing in a display of power and status to assert dominance over weaker, beta males, particularly in situations or contexts that rappers often find themselves. To maximize, inflate and obscenely flaunt one's strength, aggression, wealth, style, and pussy crushing ability to a degree that haters cower and feel less of a man in your presence.

"Come drink tequila in my VIP cabana pool" commanded the rapper to the set of hot Asian sluts, Flexin' Hard on some pussy-ass little boys and taking their bitches, shitting all over their day at Wet Republic.

by Filth Ninja January 23, 2018

Flex Tape

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape

“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift

by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018