by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018
Get the Flex tapemug. Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.
by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018
Get the Flex tapemug. The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.
It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*
Man: the God's have answered my call
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*
Man: the God's have answered my call
by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018
Get the Flex Tapemug. Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!
Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape
Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape
by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018
Get the Flex Tapemug. "Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."
by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018
Get the flex tapemug. by cyberbullychannelsarecancercae August 12, 2018
Get the Flex Tapemug. powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.
first person: i think i'm gonna buy some flex tape
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean
second person: *jumps off bridge*
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean
second person: *jumps off bridge*
by yatomeino August 13, 2018
Get the flex tapemug.