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Flat white 

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner
"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"
Flat white by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022

Flat White 

A term used for the perfect short extracted triple espresso topped with textured milk, commonly followed by a dab.
Benji that flat white was incredible *dab*
Flat White by Ralthster July 21, 2017

Flat white 

Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.
"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"

"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"
Flat white by x_x_moon_x_x November 18, 2011

Flat White 

noun -

1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia

2: A white chick with very small tits*

Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.
1: G-day, Mate! You wanna Flat White?

2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?

Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.

2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?

Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.
Flat White by definecancer57 June 11, 2016

Flat white 

When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor
If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white
Flat white by Nightungale January 28, 2021

Flat White to go 

After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.
I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.
Flat White to go by Atari410 February 24, 2025