flap doodle

Someone or something pretending to do something or be useful. A thin mask of effort behind which a total slacker resides.
After all that gab, you have really accomplished flap doodle.

bob villa is a perfect example of a master at flap doodle
by Str8_scotch March 09, 2008
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flap doodle

if one is to commit a flap doodle, they would be flap doodling. Flap doodling is to participate in an act that your parents would not aprove of. i.e. sex, drugs, alcohol, wacking off etc.
"I will let you have your flap doodle now... but next time, let me be clear, there will be no flap doodling on my flap doodle time!"
by I.LOVE.WAFFLES. June 07, 2009
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Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo
I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle
by Askalotl July 07, 2025
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Flap Doodle

1. an incredibly stupid person
2. the sound a clown makes whenever you say somthing IT doesn't like
whats going on flap doodle? or man, that goys a flap doodle.
by description words April 11, 2020
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