Flami

An endangered vampire-like creature with qualities similar to a vilasa raptor from the movie "Jurrasic Park." Flami's are infamous for their short bodies and long tongues. Flami's also have the smallest, cutest feet (stumps) of any other creature in the world.

Jake: Holy s**t! I thought Flami's were extinct!

Aaron: So did I... and look at those stumps!

by ThePod May 25, 2008

First Family Of Freestyle BMX

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.

Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

by Rad Rider June 1, 2011

Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia

The inability to remember if you did something you do every day.

Every morning when you leave the house, you push the button on the garage door remote closing the garage door. Then 10 minutes later, you can’t recall if you closed the garage door because you do the exact same action at the exact same time every morning, so they all blend together and you couldn’t tell if your memory was from that morning or any of the previous mornings where you went through the same motions like you have countless times before. You just experienced Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia.

by TheChrisenator July 20, 2021

Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

by spagoogle March 28, 2018

Riding the Flamingo

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.

I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

by Jizz Maestro October 1, 2017

Flaming Brian

Pouring hot sauce on a tampon and shoving it up a person's ass.

He's presenting himself, and she gives him the ole' Flaming Brian.

by Inquisitor8.1 December 19, 2014