flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016

flacidism

Purposely imagining something displeasing to qwell an erection.

Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.

by Tielur July 20, 2011

Flacid hinka

When you are really high and forget how to say weed

Yooo pass me the flacid hinka

Thats some flacid
Holy shit I see flacid

by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022

Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019

Rock flacid

When you are paralyzed from the waist down. You want to get rock hard but resort to rock flacid.

She was grinding on my wheel chair and I was extremely rock flacid.

by Kingrobotic666 September 16, 2018