Fizz and jizz

When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks

Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.

Fizz and jizz by Falmk March 7, 2020

Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"

"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"

Fizz and Jizz by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020

fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

fizz and jizz by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020

Fizz and Jizz

When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz

Yo last night me and my girl fizz and jizzed last night and it her clit sounded like pop-rocks

Fizz and Jizz by UwU fuky wuky March 7, 2020

all fizz and no jizz 

Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.

Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!

all fizz and no jizz by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016