Fitzphie

The pairing of Fitzroy Vacker and Sophie Foster is the grossest pairing in Keeper of the Lost Cities according to fans.

Fan #1 Have you seen that couple it's gross.
Fan #2 Sokeefe is way better.
Fan # 3 Fitzphie is the worst couple.

Fitzphie by wtf bro do u not read?? February 24, 2022

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fitzphie

the death of everything good in my life. basically some random ship from KOTLC.

Jessica: I ship fitzphie
Regina george: Bish shut up no one likes you or Fitzphie

fitzphie by localweirdo14 March 21, 2022

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fitzphie • Sophitz/Fitzphie

fitzphie

The best ship in Kotlc. It is a combination of Fitz and Sophie who are perfect for each other.

Girl #1 Have you seen that couple? They are great together.
Girl #2 Totally they are almost as perfect as fitzphie.

fitzphie by Katherine 1982 February 22, 2021

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Sophitz/Fitzphie

The best ship in kotlc! And btw keefe won’t be in the book anymore, so he can’t marry Sophie!

Sophitz/Fitzphie is the best ship in KOTLC! Right Sophie?

Sophitz/Fitzphie by @𝚓𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚖 February 23, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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