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Fish and Shits

The Brittish version of the sexual act better known as the shocker. Both the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina while the pinky on the same hand penetrates the anus. Two different and distinctive aromas are left on the fingers upon removal.
"My mate went Fish and Shits on that Trollop last night before he shagged her!
by Blunted McJammy January 15, 2015
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Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously
Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits
by Novy3946 August 30, 2025
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