Fish and Shits

The Brittish version of the sexual act better known as the shocker. Both the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina while the pinky on the same hand penetrates the anus. Two different and distinctive aromas are left on the fingers upon removal.

"My mate went Fish and Shits on that Trollop last night before he shagged her!

by Blunted McJammy January 15, 2015

fish n' shit

the natural scent of a woman when receiving her period.

damn Denice really has some fish n' shit today.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009

fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.

Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.

by Emwood July 02, 2018

Fish shit

The long excretion from one's penis after penetrating someone anally and before producing a urine stream.

"Last night I raw dogged Lisa in the chocolate chimney and this morning I had a fish shit when I pissed."

by Slipperynips August 25, 2019

fish shit

when a fishy jerks off into a cup

I just gave a fish shit to Alex

by fish shit August 08, 2016

Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025