fish monger 

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

fish monger by Shivs August 3, 2004

Fish Monger 

Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.

I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.

Fish Monger by BlackRex October 10, 2021

fish monger 

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

fish monger by Kiefer W aka K-fo April 2, 2007

fish monger 

A guy who likes a rank rotten twat.

Steve will nail anything. He is a total fish monger.

fish monger by jackel_inthebox April 14, 2006

Fish Monger 

Some one who plays with there genitalia and penis and sniffs there fingers after words.

Look At That Fish Monger Go Those Must Be Some Smelly Balls

Fish Monger by RogFromEscoFelix June 24, 2009

fish monger 

where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.

-Dude i need a large fish
+why?
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick

fish monger by wathedilleo November 9, 2006

Fish Monger 

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

Fish Monger by wakiminator June 28, 2009