After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.
M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.
"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.