I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.
by LegendB1 December 30, 2016
by stormbringer117 April 23, 2010
by theytrynaeatcrack September 27, 2021
The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.
Akin to First Degree Murder
Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 7, 2020
A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017