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first-rate cunt lapping 

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

first rate pussy

A young attractive woman with a tight vagina that has not been ran through and suitable to be a wife.
"There's nothing in the world like first rate pussy." -President Trump
first rate pussy by Chessesauce92 November 30, 2017

first rate whore 

Jim: Im really horny and I need a girl
John: here. Call this girl, she's a first rate whore
Jim: damn. I gotta call her. She's gotta be great at sex
first rate whore by Rlboat May 16, 2016

First rate cunt lapper 

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
First rate cunt lapper by Benedicte December 29, 2010

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie 

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.
Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

furstrated 

Furstrated: When you are fustrated with an animal that has FUR.
for e.g. your cat has just urinated over your roast dinner. so you would be FURstrated
furstrated by StandardBreak June 22, 2008