first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training

Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.

by Javier Z. May 11, 2008

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017

First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

first aid kit

Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.

She was looking a little indifferent until I went out to fetch her first aid kit.

by PayPhoneGuy October 22, 2006

First aid kit

Rotation device

Yo I need a first aid kit, oh yeah sure I’ll get you a rotation device

by Leviackermanswifeu March 5, 2021

Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

by Willsituate42 November 6, 2017

First Aider

Someone who can not perform any skills. They are only there to take a person to the hospital, not treat them. Ex: Emt, AEMT, paramedic

You can’t do anything, you’re a first aider, now take them to the hospital.

by Emt, Paramedic, First Responde August 24, 2021