Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.
by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020
A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 10, 2016
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you
by JDNegan74 June 16, 2018
by Boi_that_fuckin_wak May 11, 2020
The act of not masturbating for a few days so you can cum more in a girl.
This is done to “put the fire out in her loins”.
This is done to “put the fire out in her loins”.
by John fire trucker December 1, 2022