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Fingerprinting ASMR

An ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) sub-genre focused on the sounds and visuals of fingerprint harvesting. Videos feature extreme close-ups of fingertips being pressed onto glossy scanner surfaces, the whisper-soft sound of rolling prints on paper, and the crisp, detailed examination of ridge patterns under a light. The content is framed as “biometric serenity” or “identity whispercraft,” triggering tingles through repetitive, precise actions centered on the most unique part of the body. It’s the oddly soothing soundtrack to giving away your most basic form of ID.
Example: “I couldn’t sleep, so I put on a Fingerprinting ASMR video: 3 hours of someone with immaculate nails slowly, deliberately rolling each of their fingers onto an ink pad, then onto a pristine white card, with crisp, papery sounds. It was weirdly hypnotic. I fell asleep dreaming of perfect loops and whorls, and woke up paranoid that my subconscious had just given someone my prints.”
Fingerprinting ASMR by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026