Fetus Pierogies 

A delicious treat made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, grinding your spoils into a cheese-like consistency, and stuffing it into a circular piece of flattened dough. The dough is then folded over into a half circle, placed in a pot, and boiled in a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. The delicious fetus pierogies are then ingested by the people who made them, or the people who buy "Mrs. T's".

Dude, I just bought a huge box of fetus pierogies, wanna come over and ingest them with me?

Fetus Pierogies by diabolicalfritz October 11, 2009