Fat Samurai Medic is an army medic at Fire Base Baghtu in Afghanistan. He is an ex-Suumo wrestler that carries a gigantic Ka-Bar knife strapped to the back of his belt. It is rumored that he uses it to cut himself out of his tan t-shirts at the end of each day.
Fat Samurai Medicccccccccccc!
by Presence Patrol October 17, 2010
The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”
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“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”
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by PinTal January 02, 2024
The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?
Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?
I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?
I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 05, 2024