A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.
You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.
by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019
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Fast Eddy is the greatest pool hustler ever as well as pool shark. He developed character after his girlfriend Sarah died and one night he couldve made $17000.
Fast Eddy shoots the eyes right off them balls
by Blake Landes May 23, 2005
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The act of a female orally stimulating a males nipples while simultaneously manually stimulating his member, often resulting in a "fast" orgasm.
Yeah, I didn't realize it, but I'm into "fast eddies."
by derbyroller April 21, 2008
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The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name
Fast Eddie Clarke is an underrated guitar player
by guitardude218 July 17, 2008
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An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.
"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"
by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021
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