Fassbük
1. A heavily accented pronunciation of Facebook from no particular country, but still notable by it's difference from the standard English pronunciation.
2. A standard, shortened response to anything that could be found or researched on Facebook.
3. A nonsensical self-reference to the term Fassbük itself that actually means nothing at all. Often used to avoid discussion altogether.
4. A greeting among Facebook users.
5. A variation on the term Fassbook.
Proper spelling includes the double-dots over the letter "U" - "Fassbük", but not necessary.
Also, the act of using "Fassbük" or Facebook-related activities is referred to as "Fassbüken".
2. A standard, shortened response to anything that could be found or researched on Facebook.
3. A nonsensical self-reference to the term Fassbük itself that actually means nothing at all. Often used to avoid discussion altogether.
4. A greeting among Facebook users.
5. A variation on the term Fassbook.
Proper spelling includes the double-dots over the letter "U" - "Fassbük", but not necessary.
Also, the act of using "Fassbük" or Facebook-related activities is referred to as "Fassbüken".
1. "We should stay in touch... get at me on Fassbük!", "Ya for sure am checking der Fassbük!"
2. "All that drama JUST happened! How'd you find out already?" "Fassbük."
3. "Haven't seen you for a minute! What you been up to?" "Fassbük." "What does that even mean?" "Fassbük." "I didn't ask you..." "Fassbük." "AW FORGET IT!!"
4. "YO! What's up, my dude!" "Fassbük!!!" "FASSBÜK!!!!!"
5. "Man dat gyal always deh pon Fassbük."
2. "All that drama JUST happened! How'd you find out already?" "Fassbük."
3. "Haven't seen you for a minute! What you been up to?" "Fassbük." "What does that even mean?" "Fassbük." "I didn't ask you..." "Fassbük." "AW FORGET IT!!"
4. "YO! What's up, my dude!" "Fassbük!!!" "FASSBÜK!!!!!"
5. "Man dat gyal always deh pon Fassbük."
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A rebuke or scolding delivered via social media platforms such as Facebook. Intended by the giver to cause ebarrassment. Facebukes are characterized by their self-righteous nature, public delivery (when a private message would have been more than sufficient), lack of anonymity (as opposed to posting an anonymous comment to a blog, for example), and reluctance to engage in an intellectual debate around the topic. Usual perpetrators of the Facebuke are religious legalists looking to foist their particular idiosyncratic understandings upon others. Also known as an ebuke.
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