Fart Tactics 

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.

DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”

Fart Tactics by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Tactical Fart 

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.

I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.

Tactical Fart by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009