Fart Bag

1. A toy bag that you squeeze that makes farting noises.
2. Someone who farts a lot.

She likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. My co-worker farts a lot, he's such a fart bag.

by JayEssBee85 December 20, 2013

Fart Bag

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.

Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.

by WebKoala November 23, 2013

Fart Bag

A word used when someone is showing lack of effort, or a way of saying your weird. Commonly used popularized by Aryan Patel.

Man your really being a “fart bag” right now.

by Chikabou December 12, 2019

Fart Bag

A lame human-being(mostly male wrestlers) who was once good at wrestling but no longer is.

A perfect example of a Fart Bag is Sting-Former WcW superstar who tries to relive his glory days on TNA and is always going down for the 1-2-3.

by Action-Squad J3rk Cr3w August 05, 2009

fart bag

A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.

Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!

by GaryMoore March 25, 2018

fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.

Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!

by Iso-smell April 29, 2011

fart bag

Any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.

Oh Man, you just gave me a white castle fart bag.

by burtsturd May 16, 2006