false

An answer that indicates an incorrect statement.

Friend 1: Dude, you need a haircut...
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no haircut is needed.)

Friend 1: Hey buddy, we should go to the movies.
Friend 2: False.
(Friend 2 Indicates no movies will be attended.)

by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009

Falsing

Basically someone that's not telling the truth. Like calling someone a liar, except you'd say they were "falsing".

I swear I don't like her.
Dude, you're falsing!

by ERICA, March 4, 2009

False

Dwight Schute's signature reply in The Office

A reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that Dwight Schrute does not agree with.

*Jim Halpert is impersonating Dwight*

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black Bear.

Dwight: That's debatable...

by Starkid1111 January 24, 2011

false

Use in place of no

A) I like big butts.
B) False!

by Bug August 27, 2003

false

whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.

Q: who is the president of the united states?

A: false

by fuck you foo December 13, 2007

False

Slang: to express a thing or person that is purposely cruel, mean and unnecessary, usually when you would not expect it/them to be.

1. Adjective: describes a person who is "false"

2. Verb: the act of "falsing" someone

1. "He was meant to give Tommy a place to stay last night, but he went home without him. He's so false."

"Did you see what Rick did to Micheal last night?"
"Yeah, he spat in his drink and then had sex with his girlfriend. He's the falsest chap."

"Can I get a lift with you tonight?"
"No Timmy!"
"False!!!"

2."Will you get me a bottle of JD when you're at the off-license"
"No, I've no money!"
"Ahh, you're falsin' me, chap"

by Martin Storey April 24, 2009

false

To slap someone with the back of your hand in a painful manner. It's a common word in pidgin, used to intimidate or to initiate physical fights.

What, you like me false you?

by Mono May 2, 2005