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Someone who is always confused or doesn’t understand. It can be used to refer to a friend in your group that everyone loves but is considered the “slow” person of the group or someone who often doesn’t understand the nuances of a situation.
Can you believe she thought a computer virus might get her physically sick? She is so faeed!
Faeed by Pandas-R-Us March 3, 2020
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Someone who's really smart and nice. They are a total dumbass but that wont stop them from being great. They might confuse you from time to time, and seem like a really complex person; they also hide their feelings as they feel like they are bothering others but deep down they are the sweetest and funniest person you'll meet.
Dude faeed is amazingly amazing, he makes me laugh nonstop
I have the biggestt crush on faeed!! I just love him sm
Faeed by Cöck_sucker459 March 2, 2023

Multi fACEd 

A person who creates several profiles and interacts amongst them pretending they are all different people. In reality it’s the same person interacting with himself, however to the naked eye it appears the people are all unrelated. ACE photoshops all his pictures, pretends to be other males/ females and buries himself under layers of lies making him Multi fACEd.
Ace is at least 25 of the 30 patrons in his room, which makes him multi fACEd
Multi fACEd by Young bull October 4, 2019

Bat-faced Jelly 

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.
“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”
Bat-faced Jelly by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

cliff-faced 

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad
Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.
cliff-faced by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020

two-faced bitch 

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!
two-faced bitch by Starchylde June 7, 2016
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