fuked

A g-rated way of saying "fucked", but pronounced "fee-uked". Synonymous with being screwed, burned, or messed up.

Your roommate left for Vegas with your half of the rent, you're fuked.

Your fart stinks, that's fuked up.

You have a mouthful of cookies and no milk, you're fuked.

by Billy Hudson December 31, 2008

Fuked

The expectation that ones will can alter time and space, an unwillingness to accept the truth; ignorant of obvious facts, the belief that everyone else is wrong.

Bob insisted the store was open but he was so fuked and found out it closed an hour ago.

by Waffle House 3 March 21, 2020

Fuked

When a person or group of people keep killing you in fallout 76 and you finally get your hands on the nuke codes. It’s a combination of the words fucked and nuked.

“Get fuked” *drops nuke*

by Starman1569 November 19, 2018

cunts fuked

the best way to describe a person, place or thing that is past the point of no return-basically, the cunts fuked. No amount of effort will ever fix it, so there is no point. The only way to help someone in this situation is to tell them, the cunts fuked. In saying this, you must also acknowledge alf, a well known languagist and rapist.

Oi bras did you see that kid marty?" "Yeah lad, the cunts fuked. Too much super pump for that creo-munching turd

by creo-muncher August 21, 2010

Destination fucked

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.

This is the longest journey to destination fucked.

by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

that's actually fucked up

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.

*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

by TurnM3Up April 16, 2020