Who fucking cares?

A simple way of oen person expressing to another they are not interested in them - or their situation.
Who fucking cares if you got screwed by the car dealership - you're stupid for shopping there!
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who fucking cares

A more strong and vulgar term compared to "no one cares". If someone says this to you, you better shut the fuck up.
Person 1: Do you know how old is that waiter over there? Lemme tell you, its...
Person 2: Who fucking cares? I don't.
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I don't fucking care.

Short sharp to the point! A conversation killer. It can also be a risky statement to make....infact i would say if your not a big powerful man or a funny/comedian type BE CAREFUL! To be used for really boring things or very annoying things, but its at your own personal risk you have been warned.
...the scene: its the middle of a dancefloor music is pumping....

Random no 1, to Random no 2...
" yea, i had a day."

Random no 2.
" I don't fucking care."......and then him/her just dances off into the night/day

Random no 1 is like
"1..2..3sec...wtf???".......shock, then anger or laughter if your cheeky and good at it.

Enjoy.....
by Teddybeer! July 03, 2011
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Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck
Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA
by lil nightmare May 03, 2024
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