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Fuck on me 

A term homosexuals use when they want to start an orgy
Oh Devin, fuck on me!
Fuck on me by Leschman July 7, 2011

Don't fuck around on me 

A phrase you say to a friend or partner when you don't want them to do something they'll regret.
Michelle: I'm going out tonight!
Partner: Don't fuck around on me.
Michelle: Of course I won't.

Don’t fuck me on this 

A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.
Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.

come on fuck me emo boy 

TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland 

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

Come on fuck me emo boy 

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no I am not typing that again
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fine
Come on fuck me emo boy