FOAW

Acronym for the musical artist "Functional On A Whim"

Dude FOAW just put out a new album.

by Functional on a Whim March 22, 2021

FOAW

Father Of All Wheels

meaning the person gets so many girls,
he becomes the Father Of All Wheels

yea bro, that dude's a FOAW

by abahahahiknowrightw January 3, 2011

foaw

polite version: "Thank you for your insight, but mind your own business"

realistic version: "Fuck off ass wipe"

When trolls came to the forum with their opinions Rolaque suggested pressing the foaw button rather than getting upset.

by Nalot September 11, 2007