FOAW 

Acronym for the musical artist "Functional On A Whim"

Dude FOAW just put out a new album.

FOAW by Functional on a Whim March 22, 2021

foaw 

polite version: "Thank you for your insight, but mind your own business"

realistic version: "Fuck off ass wipe"

When trolls came to the forum with their opinions Rolaque suggested pressing the foaw button rather than getting upset.

foaw by Nalot September 23, 2007

FOAW 

Father Of All Wheels

meaning the person gets so many girls,
he becomes the Father Of All Wheels

yea bro, that dude's a FOAW

FOAW by abahahahiknowrightw January 3, 2011