FBS or "Fuzzy Butt Syndrome" is a condition in which hair grows on the buttocks. The thickness of the hair can range from a light peach fuzz in mild cases, to full blown carpeting. (See HBS) This condition plagues millions across the world. There is no cure to FBS though there are treatments including shaving.
Person 1: "Hey your shag toilet seat is really comfortable!"
Person 2: "My toilet seat isn't shag, I bet your FBS is just acting up."
Person 1: "Oh noes!"
Person 2: "My toilet seat isn't shag, I bet your FBS is just acting up."
Person 1: "Oh noes!"
by Sasquatch Williams March 29, 2011
by StarhShyne May 29, 2022
Melissa and Aram broke up, but their relationship is now upgraded to be each others FBS when they get horny.
by Vision.NL December 25, 2009
by ToddF September 28, 2007
"You know what that is? Seriously...think about it. It's a big, steaming pile of FAHKING BULLSHIT...FBS!"
by Boney Boney March 10, 2003
by Bumsoft March 3, 2007
Fahlstrom. Basement. Syndrom.
This is what you get in a Fahlstrom basement.
Your eyes begin to swell up, get red, and teary. You begin sneezing and start a very annoying scratching throat. Very similar to allergies, but way worse.
This is what you get in a Fahlstrom basement.
Your eyes begin to swell up, get red, and teary. You begin sneezing and start a very annoying scratching throat. Very similar to allergies, but way worse.
by Ross R. Donnell October 6, 2008